Jill Elizabeth

sexshemmo:

This will always be the best 1D music video:

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(via louis-tomlinson-sex-hair)

urinatings:

if you ever get the chance please kiss me just fucking do it just go straight for the smooch and take it

(Source: secyass, via louis-tomlinson-sex-hair)

rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

(via forebidden)

vanessaannes:

i really need a day between saturday and sunday

(via crrocs)

deathby-chanel:

deckthebunkers:

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

This fucked me up

(Source: my-patronus-is-a-winchester, via crrocs)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: if you’re ever arrested, use your one call to call the police station and pretend to be the police chief then tell the police officer to release you from jail immediately

(via crrocs)

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

(via crrocs)